After rummaging through the filing
cabinet for some time, she picked up a couple of loose-leaf papers that had
been scattered below the thicker files. Smeared with dust and slightly
wrinkled, she gradually realized that she had discovered exactly what she had
been hunting for. Abruptly, she pressed the hold button again.
“Yes, sir, I’ve found your chart
and we do have your name on record. I apologize for the inconvenience; it had
been lost under some of our heavier cases. Unfortunately five discrepancies have
been noted on your file- two on page 164 and three more between pages 324 and
325. As of last month, your file has officially been stamped ‘Friend Zone.’”
She licked her lips in weary
anticipation. “Sir, sir, we apologize for the late notice, our communication
systems may not have been working on that particular day. Occasionally, we
allow Best Friends Remodeling to update our wiring, and this may have been one
of those times. We are, however willing to give you complete compensation…”
She flicked her wrist slightly to
the left so that the phone drifted from her ear and hung lazily in the air. She
sighed. It must be Monday, she thought.
The hours she had left in the day were beginning to drag.
“No, sir, coming to the office is
not an option. Big Brother Security has been our 24-hour safety provider for
the past three years, and they do not entertain conflict. You may, however,
re-file in six months and receive a follow-up appointment. For the time being,
sir, I’m sorry to tell you that the Heart’s Offices will be closing until
further notice. Thank you, have a good day.”
While the ring of the freshly hung
up phone was still heard in the air, she slipped off her patent heels and
swiveled in her chair, watching her stocking-covered feet turn in low circles. If only all the calls were that easy.